you, a longsword weaboo: timing your sword slices and doing 4000 crit damage

me, a switch axe genius: riding the monster like a bronco until my weapon explodes, flinging me off a 500 foot cliff and killing me instantly

@dankwraith so long suckers! i rev up my switch axe and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

@dankwraith switch axe is so powerful it's as much a threat to its user as it is to the monster

@dankwraith Bryce Youngquist and his gunlance continue to explode constantly. occasionally the monster is hit by the explosion, and he treats this as a welcome bonus

@bryceyoungquist @dankwraith meanwhile philly is still on their first move of a hammer combo, they are going as fast as they can it's so heavy

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