dakwrith @dankwraith@monads.online

I feel sick.

getting kicked in my dick and balls no jutsu

I’m concerned that a digital man named Michael Data has all my files and information. I don’t like it

people on the Internet disliking me is a gift. thanks for all my time you keep not taking, total stranger!

DON'T BE A BABY !

yoshi is a frog

(jordan peterson voice) all the uh, all the ghosts and monsters are invariably revealed to be merely property owners in disguise. these mysteries and taboos that used to give society structure, to give our lives meaning, are progressively undone by a, a project of postmodern deconstruction undertaken by this cell of marxist class warriors. and at the heart of it, this vile hound, 'scooby', for whom the series is named. shaggy, the man, is in a lower state than him, has become his inferior. this, uh, spawn of satan himself, he is a symbol of the total breakdown of natural hierarchy

they should have trains and buses keep the doors open all the time in case i want to get out early

reply to this post with short texts for me to read in my best Goofy from Kingdom Hearts voice

men will literally call every place in town only to be told its a 6 month wait for new patients plus they don't take your insurance rather than go to therapy

We interrupt this live tooting of The Unknown (1927) to report that the groundhog decided to visit