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it's finally here! i have released a short EP of stoner psychedelia for your ears to enjoy

thedankwraiths.bandcamp.com/al

a big shout out to @presolace@redroo.ml for the album artwork

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๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘บ ๐Ÿ”ซ SAMURAI GUNN 2 ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ

Coming July 20th

store.steampowered.com/app/139

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if you can't make it to monads music mindset, you can now listen to the show archives

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moonside.games/MonadsMusicMind

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the ghost of christmas past has sucked my dick clean off

my friend knitted me a hat for my birthday. it is very warm. i am impressed

i think i'm gonna document and actually release this with intent for downstream usage so i can maybe light a fire under yoyo games ass. fucking embarrassing how bad their audio system is and everyone knows it

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it's done. 1 week to completely replace the entire game maker audio API and rewire the project. not bad

i assumed the function was copying the audio buffer data. it was in fact, not copying the audio buffer data

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website made by someone who describes themself as "a dipshit who doesn't know how to use computers" and hosted on a raspberry pi or some random VPS: loads instantly, well designed, easy to navigate

website made by fortune 500 company, with teams of designers, programmers, and servers in 8 countries: takes a full minute to load, layout shifting around the whole time, breaks if you have 1 browser add-on, the page you want can only be accessed via a third party search engine, gets worse every year

like eight guys have turned down the offer to be GM of the mets. itโ€™s time to hire healyn

in the past few days i have completely ripped out the entire game maker audio API from samurai gunn 2 and replaced it with C wrapper around FAudio

which lets me do cool shit like... low pass filters!!

like vro just render your music files to OGG and your short sound fx to WAV, it's literally not hard

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hundreds of thousands of work hours wasted on engineering general purpose asset pipelines that are supposed to work under every conceivable requirement but break if you look at them the wrong way when you can set up asset processing for your project in like, 1 day of work

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dankwraiths law of software: every general purpose asset pipeline is diarrhea dogshit

"My biggest advantage in the [upcoming World Championship] match is that I am better at chess" - Magnus Carlsen in New in Chess Magazine 2021#7

I could never have become the owner of the greatest chick FIL a franchise in the Pacific northwest without the love and support of my family and my strong relationship with the kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

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