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if any philosophers, ancient or otherwise, are here on the fediverse there might be a place for you at

@ me

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using linux: cool, fine

building an identity around the fact that you use linux: please get a real personality

me: linux is good you should use it

an instance called linux rocks: lets be huge fucking creeps for no reason

me: cool. neat

there’s a special place in hell for people who are just guests. they’re really considerate hosts down there

in all seriousness though... if you think its of cultural significance to preserve the archives of what basically amounts to a collective teenage diary, youre a fucking creep.

personally, all my toots are of historical significance and worhty of being studied by scholars for all time, so i would have no problem with all of them being archived,

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its probably a coincidence that every game chris avellone works on is significantly ahead of the pack in terms of storytelling and overall design

if i were the elder dragon kushala daora the explorer i would simply drop my gem that the dankwraith needs for his handicraft charm

who the fuck just called me at 10pm on Sunday night. you rude mother fucker

pretty sure i could just walk into any kitchen and make bread now so in the words of ray smuckles i am "absolutely raw"

if i were a snake i wouldn't even be hungry for my own tail. i would be hungry for like mice. just saying

chucking another bag of LaCroix flavor caps in the hopper and letting 'er rip

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I'm the world's most dangerous predator. Everything about me invites you in - my voice, my face, even my smell. As if I need any of that. As if you could outrun me. As if you could fight me off

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