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when i say im a girl all the time and a boy sometimes i mean the latter like this

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"so what you're saying is that you're a boy but only in a bottom sorta way" that is EXACTLY what I'm saying.

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yawwwwwwn

im sleepy and my heart is singing i think im gonna try to get some sleep and have some decent dreams for once

so far we have

- All Of Samurai Flamenco In One Sitting
- Flip Flappers
- Sasami-san if the other person is unhinged enough
- Kekkai Sensen
- Katanagatari
- SYD (this is where they never talk to me again)

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permanently adding Read or Die to the rotation of Shows I Make People Watch now that I've confirmed it does in fact Slap

like, the people out there making overly elaborate meme recaps of the races are doing a much better job at promoting the sport than the people that actually own it and that fucking sucks.

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The last 3 seasons of Formula 1 have been the most exciting in the sport, damn near some of the best competition in motorsport as a whole and Liberty Media is making every effort possible to make sure you never find out about it

"please invest into vigor"

"no."

"please invest into vigor"

"no."

"please invest into vigor"

"no."

[some time later]

"why do I keep dying so fast????"

me: okay go kill that boss for me.

hoodie: sure just distract them while I-

me: no.

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Elden Ring is such an easier game when you have an attack dog you can throw at bosses

no context. 

"then you're going to put points into hp, right? right? right? right? right? right? right? right? right? right? right? right? right? right? right?"

"no."

someone made a sonic 3 texture pack for the cybergrind in ultrakill and i need it right the fuck now twitter.com/MagiKestral/status

putting garlic powder on my pasta to develop an immunity

some fucking vtuber stole my fursona

can't have shit in twitter

and i mean to be fair i understand it completely speaking as a fellow bunny of rabbit

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i didnt wanna get closer though bc they always get scared when people are around :(

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