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Going on rants about the horny gays and spoiled rotten college kids, but from the left.

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I used to think only right wing assholes who rant about urban elites believe these kind of things, but here we are, with unexamined prejudices and racist baggage from before we got woke.

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Hi, I was pizza_party@snouts and when I was feeling like shit I decided to request an account here.

I honestly don't know how much time I'll be spending on the fedi in the next few days, but I'm grateful I got approved and that I have somewhere else to hang out if I want to.

When I jack it at the landfill that's a pump and dump

Going on Reddit to complain about market manipulation while in the same post calling my readers the r-slur and commanding them to keep buying a failing retail video game company. Telling them it would be really manly if they just buy and hold.

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in an age where brands threaten to reduce the entirety of human experience into marketable and copyrightable images used to sell you products, photoshopping mascots and popular characters to smoke joints and say 'fuck the police' constitutes heroism

Buying up all the Funko Pops on the market to own the capitalist pigs who keep telling me they're worthless toys. No. I love them. And the future looks bright.

Wallstreetbets conspiring to be more unlikeable than billionaire hedge fund managers

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I have witnessed my cat suplex a dog twice his size.

it was marvelous.

just SLAM, right off my bed onto the floor.

I haven't gotten that far in Golden Kamooy but I imagine that this is also the sniper's whole deal.

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You know how you have a little tabby kitten and sometimes it grows up to be a wrestle-man?

I am obligated to boost all Incineroar content I love this hunky bara cat and I have always stood by his fiery feline family.

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ANY OTHER SUPER RIPPED PEOPLE OR ANIMALS WANT TO NETWORK?

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New bit where when I lose as incineroar I insist it was important for my upcoming story arc

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been informed that if i kin incenroar i will get sued by nintendo

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