someone wrote an article about gradually tracking down the man in the Worst Guy You Know Just Made A Great Point joke from the Onion.
and when they finally located him he was frustratingly uninterested in his viral fame. he was like "I don't speak English and this doesn't really have any bearing on my life." and then blocked the writer from messaging him again.
perfect ending tbh.
@cicatriz_jdr didn't they reach out to his friend first, and his friend was the same way? i want to hang out with this crew
monads.online is a place for friends