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selfie ec, boosts mandatory 

feelin big :nonbinary: vibes tonight

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*receiving a noise complaint* uhm, my music helps people but ok?

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I make painful delicate love with my alts in my dreams every night

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So it finally happened: I had a lewd dream about someone here. :\

dry socket is the pussy havers version of dry dick

joseph mccarthy's cousin wrote a space eugenics fantasy novel???

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@kiosk complaining about how the peasants in The Hidden Fortress are just C-3PO and R2-D2 ripoffs

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when i get a terabyte HDD and i plug it in and it says it's only 900gb that's gaslighting actually

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My absolute favorite thing in the world is when I hear that some media has a Canon trans character, and then I go to their wiki, and it misgebders them, and then it’s spends the entire article avoiding pronouns as much as possible

2 kinds of people: those that think i have a fat dick, those that know

pussynomicon, written between my dry leatherly flaps

im stuck where my school is cause train no go

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re: meta, callout, neg, toxic, harassment, channer culture 

@a_rock @goat my lawyers are advising me to not publicly condone stab attacks by celestial bodies against my haters, but i will state that if some manner of a gravitationally bound satellite were to, without my knowledge or endorsement, cause puncture wounds upon the bodies of individuals harbouring broadly negative views of myself, i would not applaud it but i would also not condemn it

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LIST OF THINGS I DON'T SUFFER GLADLY:
— fools
— jesters
— clowns
— jokesters

i'll add more when i think of them

dagoth-ur, jerking off the nerevareen:
cum nerevar

the lighthouse in my town, iconic part of what little skyline we have, is falling apart lol

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Oh so we're doing Google Glass again but only the parts that let you easily record people without their consent and also backed by the even-worse tech giant and also also even more only for douchebags

Cool

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if you boil a funny bone, you make a laughing stock

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