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@Nicolas_Maduro you should also be aware that with the expanded Free Trial, new players can journey through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for FREE with no restriction on playtime, so no pressure if you don't play the game yet

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friendly reminder that if you report me, a jew, for antisemitism, your instance will implode

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lewd math joke 

I'm here to suck the dick of everyone who does not suck their own dick themselves. do I suck my own dick?

i hear "oviposition boss fight" and run for cover. the timeline is a danger to me

i am inflicting it on you, i do not want it in return

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despite morb posting my ass off on occasion, i still have the word filtered lmao

thanks for liking my post about killing libs Knotgiver@kinkybusiness dot com

the vape sound story, nsfw 

@RussellsBarbershopQuartet lol "snfw' anyway I have some theories:

  • It did have a battery section and something about the construction of it involving multiple parts busted or gave way under the strain of being shoved into a dick and he just didn't notice or couldn't repair it
  • If his boyfriend came into the vape I would imagine that would probably not be good for it, though it begs the question of feasibility
  • Did you know that some people can actually pull things into their penis? Apparently with training it is possible to use it as a sort of straw. With this in mind, in theory it would be conceivably possible for his boyfriend to vape that way
  • If you came into a vape but fixed it so the vape worked, what would that be like? Oh no I think I just invented some sort of kink oh shit I'm sorry

the vape sound story, snfw 

@RussellsBarbershopQuartet This happened iirc a couple years ago but I had an acquaintance--I will say friend sometimes but this was someone more on the periphery of my friend group, we knew one another through some connections to the old NSFW blog I ran--who was complaining to me that he busted his vape and it no longer worked, which I didn't ask about because I don't really care about that, but he was also partly bragging, and I know that because he proceeded, pretty much unprompted, to inform me that he had busted his vape, which was really just, one of those thin cartridges (I assume one of the thin disposable ones because if I imagine it with a larger battery on it I'll scream), by using it to sound his boyfriend and when he pulled it out it no longer worked. I didn't pry because I was mostly stunned, but now I would be curious to find out what mechanically went wrong there

@ultraviolet this word is now in my google search history so thanks for that i guess

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