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@Nicolas_Maduro you should also be aware that with the expanded Free Trial, new players can journey through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for FREE with no restriction on playtime, so no pressure if you don't play the game yet

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biological sex? haven't had that in a while because of quarantine

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friendly reminder that if you report me, a jew, for antisemitism, your instance will implode

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lewd math joke 

I'm here to suck the dick of everyone who does not suck their own dick themselves. do I suck my own dick?

HOMESTUCK REFERENCE 

HUGE BITCH BLUH BLUH

SORRY LIBERAL SJW SNOWFLAKES. BUT IN THIS HOUSE. WE HUNT POKÉMONS. WE COOK POKÉMONS. WE EAT POKÉMONS. AND. WE. SHIT. POKÉMONS.

you best start believing in 9/11 jokes

you're in one

oh shit you're in a second one too

every single day flowless comes to my house and says "I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW WHO YOUR MOM IS AND I'M PROBABLY NOT FUCKING HER" to me, right before entering my mother's bedroom. what does this mean

MY FAVORITE TYPE OF REPLIES TO MY FUCKING UR MOM POSTS IS THE GENUINE REPLIES "MY MOM IS AWFUL YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR HER" I GET.

THESE POSTS ARE SATIRE, I DONT ACTUALLY KNOW WHO UR MOM IS AND IM PROBABLY NOT FUCKING YOUR ACTUAL MOM. HOPE THIS HELPS

topology is funny because you expect funny shapes and then you're writing up a proof about why your dick and balls arent hausdorff

The more you post in lowercase or uppercase, the more anarchist or communist you are

**OPEN SAMURAI GUNN 2 RP**

HI IM SLUG *SPAWNS IN* LOOK AT WHAT I CAN DO *SHOOTS KUNAI AND FAST FALLS INTO IT* SEE NOW THE POINTS HAVEN'T CHANGED AND SO WE CAN HAZ INFINITE KUNAI LOLOLOLOLOLOL

SPECIAL MOVE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE「RABIESSWORD」GIGA MEISER ULTRA

WOTU TE NEW LEVEL 60 EXPANSION FINAL FANTASY YOU CAN ONLINE THE FREE TRIAL OF RABIESSWARD EXPANSION FOR UP TO LEVEL 60

TCH-... FLOWLESSKUN'S SELF-SUCK-STYLE IT'S... IT's IMPENEATRABLE.... HE,S DOING BODY ROLLS AND HE'S GOING TO BODYROLL INTO ME, HYEEH?!?! OH NO, I MUST ACTIVATE MY SPECIAL DEFENSE BIRTHRIGHT... BUT I CNAA ONLY INVOKE IT ONCE.... WILL THOSE DUMMY THICC CHEEKIES SLAP ME UP TOO MUCH OR CAN... CAN I MAYBE HANDLE IT...

GOOD LUCK IMPROVING MORALE. I AM GOING TO BED. GOOD NIGHT, AND REMEMBER: SMASH THAT CAPS LOCK KEY BUT ONLY ONCE BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU DISABLE CAPS LOCK

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IF U HAVING MINNIT PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR U SON

I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A MINNIT AINT ONE

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