popuko @RussellsBarbershopQuartet@monads.online
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Melissa/Sage
bi trans woman, real life judeo-bolshevik, S tier poster
do not reply to me followers only if we are not mutuals
don't bother sending a follow request if we've never interacted
Joined Jan 2020
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biological sex? haven't had that in a while because of quarantine
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friendly reminder that if you report me, a jew, for antisemitism, your instance will implode
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lewd math joke
I'm here to suck the dick of everyone who does not suck their own dick themselves. do I suck my own dick?
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if you have 45 people working for you i don’t think you need a government subsidy, i think they do, but that’s just me!
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alphinauds shirt is entirely incomprehensible
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the fact that USians equate “small business” with “one person working hard to support themselves and their family” is an intentional product of propaganda. one-person or family businesses without employees are largely an entirely separate thing and most small businesses aren’t that.
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“we need to save main street!” is not leftist, lol. why do so many left-ish people fall for that.
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This begs the question if Alphinaud is enough of a functioning elzen to even attract another person to want to date him and I think the answer is no
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Does Alphinaud ever get a boyfriend. I hope so
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You know that chart that’s like “distinguished gay/disaster gay” Alphinaud is like. Distinguished Disaster
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@bryceyoungquist i am nothing if not predictable
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@wigglytuffitout I AM NOTHING IF NOT PREDICTABLE
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i claim to be chaotic a lot for someone who is so incredibly predictable
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this literally occurred seconds after I hit the "Enter" key
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heterosexually joins my strength to Estinien
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how much do y'all wanna bet until Mika posts "I can fix him" about Estinien?
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"i think i made a meme that will make melissa stop being friends with me"
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She had legs for days, smoking eyeshadow, and a pussy like a portugese man o war jellyfish
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logging onto ff14 to play 5 fetch quests in a row and to complain about the nazis for three hours: haha i love this
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honestly the avatars just the logical outcome of Delta's and Melissa's relationship
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It's fucked up that you can see avatar changes live now
- pronouns
- she/they/xe/fae
- FFXIV
- Matcha Stroganoff on Leviathan
Melissa/Sage
bi trans woman, real life judeo-bolshevik, S tier poster
do not reply to me followers only if we are not mutuals
don't bother sending a follow request if we've never interacted
Joined Jan 2020
