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I'm here to suck the dick of everyone who does not suck their own dick themselves. do I suck my own dick?

kamala is bad because she put the parents of truant children in jail. it’s incredible how people will just resort to garden-variety racism in criticizing her when the negative consequences of her leadership are right there out in the open

no fap november is over. it's passe. this year we're doing no electron eugust. in the month of august we don't eat any electrons

We interrupt this Fediverse feed to bring you this urgent Ronald Reagan update: Ronald Reagan is still 100% dead and rotting

FUCKED UP THAT MY IPHONE WON’T COMPLETE “ISLAMOPHOBIC” OUT OF THE BOX

oh, u read posts before u boost them? fucking imperialist

starting my no electron diet tomorrow. I will not eat any food that contains electrons

it turns out there is actually one ethical way to get rich

scam audiophiles with useless products

@RussellsBarbershopQuartet i have been reading Open Veins of Latin America on rico’s recommendation and i couldn’t agree more

spaniards are vermin even lower than the english and the french. thank you for coming to my TED talk.

oh, you say a thing is bad? like a communist. curious

SCREAMING AS I REMEMBER THE STORY BEHIND ONE OF THE MAJOR HURDLES IN DUNGEONS FOR BEGINNERS HAS A STORYLINE WHERE YOU ARE FIGHTING A DANGEROUS DRAGON TO SECURE FANCY CHEESE FOR A RICH ASSHOLE. YES THIS IS EPIC

if you try to cancel cancel culture that makes you as bad as it

White supremacists thinking they have viking cum coursing through their hogs will never stop being funny to me

One of my best friends who lives in California is currently homeless due to living on disability right now. She's in the LA area, is queer, and has a small dog ESA.

if anyone can help me help her, thank you.

paypal.me/emmilner

All money will be going to her to help her get a place to stay.

Or if you know people that she could possibly stay with, please let me know.

@horsefucker_thicc feeling bad? sounds like you have been disconnected from the healing light of the holy spirit uh i mean you have a chakra blockage

middle class white men who live in california love doing one (1) meditation, discovering they have no genuine sources of stress in their life, and deciding this is the universal experience

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white qìgōng teachers would be bad enough already — even allowing that they want to present it 'with western framing' or w/e, they always manage an incredibly appropriative framing on it — but somehow every single one of them feels the need to mix in this pain-shaming bullshit

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