Pinned post
unpaid wumao intern

@Nicolas_Maduro you should also be aware that with the expanded Free Trial, new players can journey through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for FREE with no restriction on playtime, so no pressure if you don't play the game yet

Show thread
1
Pinned post
unpaid wumao intern

biological sex? haven't had that in a while because of quarantine

1+
Pinned post
unpaid wumao intern

friendly reminder that if you report me, a jew, for antisemitism, your instance will implode

1
Pinned post
unpaid wumao intern

lewd math joke 

I'm here to suck the dick of everyone who does not suck their own dick themselves. do I suck my own dick?

1+
unpaid wumao intern boosted
purple blur

HOMESTUCK REFERENCE 

HUGE BITCH BLUH BLUH

0
unpaid wumao intern boosted
purple blur

SORRY LIBERAL SJW SNOWFLAKES. BUT IN THIS HOUSE. WE HUNT POKÉMONS. WE COOK POKÉMONS. WE EAT POKÉMONS. AND. WE. SHIT. POKÉMONS.

0
unpaid wumao intern boosted
🍋 LC 🥫

holy shit

Show thread
1+
unpaid wumao intern boosted
🍋 LC 🥫

you best start believing in 9/11 jokes

you're in one

oh shit you're in a second one too

1
unpaid wumao intern

THEY SHOULD MAKE CAPITAL NUMBERs

0
unpaid wumao intern

every single day flowless comes to my house and says "I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW WHO YOUR MOM IS AND I'M PROBABLY NOT FUCKING HER" to me, right before entering my mother's bedroom. what does this mean

0
unpaid wumao intern boosted
Pops Kin

MY FAVORITE TYPE OF REPLIES TO MY FUCKING UR MOM POSTS IS THE GENUINE REPLIES "MY MOM IS AWFUL YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR HER" I GET.

THESE POSTS ARE SATIRE, I DONT ACTUALLY KNOW WHO UR MOM IS AND IM PROBABLY NOT FUCKING YOUR ACTUAL MOM. HOPE THIS HELPS

1
unpaid wumao intern boosted
Sad Alien Man :autism:​ :Mlm_vamp_enby_crossbow: ​:puzzle:​ :ffxiv_drk:

i kin this tweet

0
unpaid wumao intern boosted
blergus tergus

topology is funny because you expect funny shapes and then you're writing up a proof about why your dick and balls arent hausdorff

1+
unpaid wumao intern boosted
purple blur

NOT GONNA CUM

NOT GONNA CUM

NOT GONNA CUM

0
unpaid wumao intern boosted
Proletarian Elon Musk

The more you post in lowercase or uppercase, the more anarchist or communist you are

1+
unpaid wumao intern boosted
Slug Main

**OPEN SAMURAI GUNN 2 RP**

HI IM SLUG *SPAWNS IN* LOOK AT WHAT I CAN DO *SHOOTS KUNAI AND FAST FALLS INTO IT* SEE NOW THE POINTS HAVEN'T CHANGED AND SO WE CAN HAZ INFINITE KUNAI LOLOLOLOLOLOL

1+
unpaid wumao intern boosted
Slug Main

SELF SUCK SEPTEMBER

0
unpaid wumao intern boosted
Slug Main

SPECIAL MOVE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE「RABIESSWORD」GIGA MEISER ULTRA

0
unpaid wumao intern boosted
Slug Main

FORFREE

Show thread
0
unpaid wumao intern boosted
Slug Main

WOTU TE NEW LEVEL 60 EXPANSION FINAL FANTASY YOU CAN ONLINE THE FREE TRIAL OF RABIESSWARD EXPANSION FOR UP TO LEVEL 60

1
unpaid wumao intern boosted
Slug Main

TCH-... FLOWLESSKUN'S SELF-SUCK-STYLE IT'S... IT's IMPENEATRABLE.... HE,S DOING BODY ROLLS AND HE'S GOING TO BODYROLL INTO ME, HYEEH?!?! OH NO, I MUST ACTIVATE MY SPECIAL DEFENSE BIRTHRIGHT... BUT I CNAA ONLY INVOKE IT ONCE.... WILL THOSE DUMMY THICC CHEEKIES SLAP ME UP TOO MUCH OR CAN... CAN I MAYBE HANDLE IT...

0
unpaid wumao intern boosted
rat (classic original edition)

GOOD LUCK IMPROVING MORALE. I AM GOING TO BED. GOOD NIGHT, AND REMEMBER: SMASH THAT CAPS LOCK KEY BUT ONLY ONCE BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU DISABLE CAPS LOCK

Show thread
0
unpaid wumao intern boosted
z

waiting outside to get a table

CW: eye contact

1
unpaid wumao intern boosted
Pops Kin

IF U HAVING MINNIT PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR U SON

I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A MINNIT AINT ONE

0
Show older
monads.online

monads.online is a place for friends

Resources

Developers

What is Mastodon?

monads.online

More…