browsers then: navigator, explorer, safari (romanticized imperialism)

browsers now: chrome, firefox (abstracted, meaningless)

browsers tomorrow: fuckbox, cringehole, robby's darkweb shady nono catalog (direct, earthy, in-your-face)

@PhoebeWallerPalladino I can't wait to use robby's darkweb shady nono catalog

@goat i better not hear about you using robby's darkweb shady nono catalog!!

@PhoebeWallerPalladino ambient 2030 synthbass playing loudly as I browse the NoNoWeb Noooo

@a_lizard "what about opera" is just "what about linux" but for corporation stans

@a_lizard @PhoebeWallerPalladino Opera developed the nintendo ds and wii web browsers, how can they claim GX is the first browser for gamers

@PhoebeWallerPalladino browsers after tomorrow: gloryhole, clickhole, hole, 🕳

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