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how is a monads user like a trans woman? people don't want to be seen with us but they still wanna see our bits

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"she wear short skirt i wear t shirt"
-taylor swift (taylor's version)

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@zorotl so back when monads neonyms were a thing, people used to name themselves after philosophers and stuff. but im dumb as hell so i named myself after ladies who made tv shows i like:

amy sherman-palladino, creator of gilmore girls

and phoebe waller-bridge, creator and star of fleabag

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the problem with capitalism is eventually you run out of other countries' resources

nitecrew flowless has a whole different energy from monads flowless

catch me at your local bar, crawling on the ceiling

breathing a sigh of relief as my semi-popular post on twitter settles into the tail of its logarithmic growth curve well under 1k faves

look if they didn't want me to drill into these walls they should have provided a curtain rod to begin with, these windows face southeast, your shitty vertical blinds aren't doing shit against the sun

one must assume the existence of gas station pussy pills too

honestly debating with myself whether i should rearrange my furniture to avoid rehanging a painting

anyway the new tegan and sara tv series drops on freevee next month and yes i will be watching that shit

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it was meh but the trans woman gay best friend character was cute okay

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not like a lot but i did watch all of single drunk female in one night

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yes i judge adults who read and talk about ya novels, yes i watch freeform. and i vote

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