LOCK @Colophonscrawl UP
Many thanks to the proud patriots who protested to STOP THE CORRUPT CERTIFICATION yesterday! Why can't more people be like this brave man? #TazedMyselfInTheBalls
I have handed over possession of the nuclear codes to @flowless3
choosing which 2 presidents i kill democratically. currently i wanna do bolsonaro and erdogan the most but im willing to negotiate
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@caymanwent also you can say you'll assassinate the president and its chill
me, after stealing a metal gear and aiming its nuclear payload at the white house: mr president these are the terms of your surrender
-megaman legends 3
when i become president of the united states, every citizen will have to denounce the flag or be put against the wall #morgan2020
@CornishRepublicanArmy doing a self quarintine by sniping the president from my home (im wearing one of those sick masks)
@Turbostoner666 a-hey m-m-mario!! Every US president has been a war criminal! Luigi time!
cloud puts away his big sword. "mr president of shinra, have you considered monetizing green energy?"
The 45th President of the United States πΊπΈ