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hi!! i'm maxine and i'm lgbt, like math and electrical engineering, i love birds and animals and snails and ffxiv (and a healthy mix of all of this at once)

i play a lot of ffxiv (i am on primal leviathan), here's my character sheet in case you want that since i know a lot of ppl on monads play ffxiv

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I'm never going to get another fucking captcha this good again

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cishet guys seem to have some massive fear that we're going to turn them into some cute gay catboy? like, we are, so what? are you going to fucking stop us? put on the cat ears

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you sound like you need to take less "progesterone" and more "digesterone" for your irritable bowel syndrome

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i'm sorry you're german, you must be having it really rough with this chip shortage and no arduino

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telling the ffxiv discord about my vibrator autoclicker as they listen in fear and awe

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doing an active time maneuver on your wife's prostate

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going to sextoycollective from the mastodon sponsors page to learn how to hand craft my own artisanal dildo

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jacking off tycoon game where you start with one dick to jack and you buy upgrades and new dicks and after a few hours you're jacking off hundreds of dicks with greater efficiency than when you just had the one

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