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hi!! I'm Maxine/Laura (she/her) and I'm bisexual/pansexual, I like math and electrical engineering, I love birds and snails and ducks and pillbugs and FFXIV (and a healthy mix of all of this at once)

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I play a lot of ffxiv (I am on primal leviathan), here's my character sheet in case you want that since I know a lot of people on monads play ffxiv

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cishet guys seem to have some massive fear that we're going to turn them into some cute gay catboy? like, we are, so what? are you going to fucking stop us? put on the cat ears

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I'm never going to get another fucking captcha this good again

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turns into an italian, making you disgusted and scared for your life

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my aesthetic is so incredibly opposite of goth that I often walk into a room of vampires and they all burn up in my presence

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moderates you making you silenced and suspended

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Making you slow down relative to me in spacetime

Moves you nearer to a black hole,

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chooses an arbitrary complex number c from the Mandelbrot set, then squares you and adds c to you turning you into a complex number that is a distance no more than 2 from the origin

aggressive he/hims are threatening to bite my neck

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passive he/hims are asking me how my day was

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Fourier transforms you, making you a series of squiggly waves

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[Columbo Voice] So you're saying that you inflated him, making him big and round? Huh.

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@Maxine i am stiffly standing upright, soot black and holding a sign that reads "Ouch!"

they hate to see a girl from a 1960s cartoon looking fucked up when you pause mid motion and screencap the frame

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