hey vorepreds of Mastodon, we've been getting some reports that there's been a ratboy going around trying to get cats to eat him. we have reason to believe that he is in fact just trying to continue the lifecycle of his toxoplasmosis gondii infection inside you, please be safe

@Manurweibling fucked up that you would put this out there with no specifics

@Manurweibling @ancient_domains_of_word I just want you both to know I've giggled each and every time I've scrolled past either of these posts today 😂

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