Mads "Classic" Viande @Manurweibling@monads.online

The enemies-to-lovers novelette that close to 500 of you have read has just received (probably) its last revision!

Kiss With a Fist is now 12k words, and includes:

• punching
• restaurant workers
• smoke breaks gone wild
• role reversal
• a couple of real dumbasses
• tender aftercare
• text message epistolary segments
• engaging dialog and narrative voices
• glasses

https://write.as/madsviande/kiss-with-a-fist

guy comes in from an alleyway wiping blood from his mouth. "dude, are you okay?" you ask with alarm.

"it's not my blood," he growls, and keeps moving.

guy comes in from the same alleyway with a goofy smile, bleeding from a cut on his lip

Grindr is a cruising medium. Its primary function is to find someone to hook up with this evening or even this hour. You are going to get unsolicited dickpics, likely even if you select "no NSFW pictures" in your profile.

That said, you can use it for conversation and for dating, but those are secondary functions.

"Looking" means looking for sex. The more immediate your timeframe, the more looking you are.

"Fun" means sex. "Play" means "have sex."

"Party" means "do drugs." capiTal Ts means Tina, as in "Kristina," as in "crystal meth."

"No hangups" usually means "no racial preferences."

"DL," or "down-low," means maintaining a public life as straight. "Discreet" is an adjacent term. Typically, DL or discreet men will not put face pics on their profiles and may refuse to send them privately as well.

"TS": transsexual
"TG": transgender
"TV": transvestite
"CD": cross-dresser

everything I say is medical advice, legal counsel, professional psychotherapy, and religious guidance

it's me, Mads "Legend" Viande. I'm 27, and I'm a genderqueer trans woman, by which I mean I'm a tranny and a faggot simultaneously. I'm gay, by which I mean bi, by which I mean attracted to gay people. sometimes I talk about communism or gender and sexuality but there's really no telling what I'm on about.

I default to not responding to follow requests anymore. please don't take this personally, or any other time I'm prickly or distant, because I will just block and mute you if you get frantic at me and I don't even know you.

but! I will almost always explain anything I say on request, be it a joke or just confusingly phrased.

I know I talk like I'm some kinda academic but I have never read a book in my life, and barring a short list of gay history books or, like, three essays by trans women, I don't know what you can read to better understand what I'm talking about. just talk to me about it! that's how I learn

the problem to me about writing for the theater is that inevitably someone in the audience is going to be at least one of cisgender, heterosexual, or sane

please welcome @byttyrs to the instance as you would a friend, a lover, or a bosom enemy

I hit 60k toots… it might be time to make and migrate to @ byttyrs @ monads.online

why are they so hot. for what

Clandestino, by Shakira, Maluma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DhA69K3fZ4

my poor bisexual flesh cannot take such provocations

if any of you ever bofa me, I will leave a silent fave, as (since you cannot see my face) I cannot smile very slightly and turn away