Mads "🕳️ Theorist" Viande @Manurweibling@monads.online

it's me, Mads "Legend" Viande. I'm 27, and I'm a genderqueer trans woman, by which I mean I'm a tranny and a faggot simultaneously. I'm gay, by which I mean bi, by which I mean attracted to gay people. sometimes I talk about communism or gender and sexuality but there's really no telling what I'm on about.

I default to not responding to follow requests anymore. please don't take this personally, or any other time I'm prickly or distant, because I will just block and mute you if you get frantic at me and I don't even know you.

but! I will almost always explain anything I say on request, be it a joke or just confusingly phrased.

I know I talk like I'm some kinda academic but I have never read a book in my life, and barring a short list of gay history books or, like, three essays by trans women, I don't know what you can read to better understand what I'm talking about. just talk to me about it! that's how I learn

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on the one hand I love it when y'all hype me up, on the other hand some people on here actually read books stop telling the reafos (reading followers) I'm smart

The Husbands Wa theory, "Wa is Wa Rio's family name, and Wa Luigi (né Luigi Gargiulo) took it when they got married," remains an instant hit with everyone who hears it

anyway *pushes back both bangs behind ears* enough about that,

I saw a woman of faggot experience say about Contrapoints "it's kind of sad that the New Big Voice in Transness is a white woman with a center part" and someone messaged her like "is it problematic to have a center part?" and she had to explain she was calling Natalie Wynn basic

which is really the saddest thing. don't make fags explain our little insinuations, it's like dissecting a flower

fags LOVE ellipsis, ESPECIALLY when used either to express an aesthetic critique or when embedded in an explicit aesthetic critique in order to gesture at something else

it's me I'm fags

I'm a huge slut for a capella harmonies in any other genre but I don't listen to a capella itself because I don't feel comfortable encouraging that kind of lifestyle

gonzo stopped posting bars an hour ago but that's me favorite le1f lyric

like, find my horse,
I'm feeling kinda headless
don't ask me how I been
'cause the answer is RELENTLESS

support group for guys whose gay marriages are under strain because their husbands hate their Funko Pops, disbanded when it becomes clear that letting the Funko Husbands talk to each other just entrenches the problems

everyone in the mainstream shits so hard on concepts like genderfluid and it's so crazy-making because like, OBVIOUSLY some people are gonna identify with these ways gender wraps itself around you when yr gender-variant lol. like people will straight up conceptualize you as vacillating between two genders, or as being shifting in gender, often for the purpose of doing transphobia to you — and then scoff when you call yourself those things. "you can't be GENDERFLUID, that's ridiculous!"

meanwhile I'm out here getting coercively assigned genderfluid at Arby's like, okay ma'am, settle down! what ELSE are we meant to call these phenomena that happen in various ways to everybody who transgresses gender? like 'genderfluid' is just a really apt label for a common way that people will really balatantly treat you under lots of circumstances, and if that's what you're most comfortable with then of course that's gonna become part of your self-concept

what would Foucault say about the proliferation of incel-theoretic genders

I think I have maybe read all but three of the Discworld books, but if I've missed any others they're probably Rincewind stories because all he ever does is be hapless

isn't he a fucking wizard. does he ever cast spell