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in 1998 the undertaker threw m

as a nonbinary person if you crack my skull open you just look straight into Nietzche's abyss

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It's Weiner check time

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Shoving zoo quality great ape pellets right up my asshole for sustenance

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in 1998 the undertaker threw m

setting myself on fire to own the libs

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in 1998 the undertaker threw m

on the bright side i made it to biome 3

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in 1998 the undertaker threw m

today has been an ass day and not in a fun way

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in 1998 the undertaker threw m

i lost track of time for an hour playing returnal so its time for me to go to bed kind of annoyed

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in 1998 the undertaker threw m

me: i dont personally like sex but i think it's cool if people like that shit, i just wish they wouldn't assume i'm a prude or hate kink

complete rando: *10 paragraphs detailing weird assumptions and also telling me to go hang out with elderly queers*

can mastodon not be fucking normal like... ever?

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LMAO I literally have no problem with kink at Pride, it's kind of part and parcel with the event.

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Going to the gay old folks home for the retirees and asexuals.

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Someone rolled into my mentions on my other account and told me I should hang out with elderly gays if I didn't want to be around lewd stuff and they said it unironically.

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DANK APPROVE MY ACCOUNT YOU COWARD

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maddie referred to a regular, like... ink based printer as a "2D printer" and i'm still thinking about that

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London!

are there any wheelchair users online whomst would be down to answer a couple questions about toy design

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milly verbally said eugen aloud yesterday and i was caught off guard by "oygen" and it was worse cause they were talking about him hornyposting eurovision

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Postmistress General :qvp:

I read the Genius: The Transgression rulebook a lot at a tender age, so I think a lot about its definition of technology: anything that has been made or modified by people to serve a purpose. A stick with the leaves pulled off is technology.

So it's extremely funny to me to imagine an anprim picking up a stick, realizing the leaves have been manually removed, and dropping it in horror

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i need salsa

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I legit didn't think it would cause normally she doesn't like soft treats but she was into this

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in 1998 the undertaker threw m

THE PILL POCKETS WORKED

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in 1998 the undertaker threw m

I hate yall

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