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making this for my own sanity

reasons you should follow req me:
- we interact on or off mastodon
- you interact with my friends

reasons you should not follow req me:
- no pronouns in bio
- if you have a slur in your bio
- if i have no idea who you are
- if you just think i made a funny post and want to follow request me
-you dont want to see me have mental breakdowns in real time

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REMINDER THAT THIS ACCOUNT DOES, ALWAYS HAS, AND ALWAYS WILL KILL CHASERS, REPLY TO ANY OF MY POSTS TO GET A FREE BLOOD DRAINING

better get your jobjob submission in fucker and it better just say 'fart god damn"

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i should host a jackbox panic mode night sometime where all the minigames have terrifyingly short timers

bonelab is actually a horror game (i have to get in a go kart)

gonna do some more bonerlab and then shift into something else

staring pensively at reviews as everyone says the small is too big and the big is too small

im out of accessorizing ideas. im just gonna start tying a karada on myself and call it fashion

sire you see the crotch rope is part of my drip. dont judge

okay to be fair i did buy a hat and i dont need a hat but i do want a hat so its okay

i dont even think i ever followed flowless' nitecrew account so now ive collected another rare flowless passively

i still need more underwear having only six pairs is criminal

but i want them now.... but i should buy things i need like shirts and shit

i am NOT buying GOTH BOOTS but i will WAIT until i get a JOB and then as a REWARD for my HARD WORK i will BUY MYSELF some SEXY COMBAT BOOTS like i DESERVE

dont buy goth boots dont buy goth boots dont buy goth boots dont buy goth boots dont buy goth boots dont buy goth boots dont buy goth boots dont buy goth boots dont buy goth boots but I WANT TO

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