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i see the trees have decided to creampie my sinuses again

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making this for my own sanity

reasons you should follow req me:
- we interact on or off mastodon
- you interact with my friends

reasons you should not follow req me:
- no pronouns in bio
- if you have a slur in your bio
- if i have no idea who you are
- if you just think i made a funny post and want to follow request me
-you dont want to see me have mental breakdowns in real time

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REMINDER THAT THIS ACCOUNT DOES, ALWAYS HAS, AND ALWAYS WILL KILL CHASERS, REPLY TO ANY OF MY POSTS TO GET A FREE BLOOD DRAINING

it's just better than having your feet on the floor, objectively

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we hope many gamers will enjoy the new experience of the afterlife

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im making the new guilty gear game and we're leaving in the white ramethal skin but if you pick it your computer explodes, we've been working for years on this feature

"alice isnt nearly 9 pm late for a nap" yes but if you have a problem with it you should give me your life force so i dont have to sleep

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im going to take a nap now because im on an antidepressant and 4 hours of sleep

@Bugaboo @EmptyLullaby the people in the twitch chat are making this extremely obvious too, and they should all be shot in the skull instead

my existence is likened to a plague bad enough already i dont think im enjoying seeing people do it jokingly either

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i have very mixed opinions about people using disease terminology for transness even jokingly

incredibly funny that i understand the process of fellatio more than i understand the process of kissing

ive decided to transition to a cis person please pray for me in the coming days, im getting my testosterone blocker blockers tomorrow

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