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not accepting any followers from non epic instances at this time

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making this for my own sanity

reasons you should follow req me:
- we interact on or off mastodon
- you interact with my friends

reasons you should not follow req me:
- no pronouns in bio
- if you have a slur in your bio
- if i have no idea who you are
- if you just think i made a funny post and want to follow request me
-you dont want to see me have mental breakdowns in real time

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doing a kickflip into the piss realm, doing a sick grind on my toilet rim while i piss

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REMINDER THAT THIS ACCOUNT DOES, ALWAYS HAS, AND ALWAYS WILL KILL CHASERS, REPLY TO ANY OF MY POSTS TO GET A FREE BLOOD DRAINING

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Another another introduction post because they're fun.

Heyoo I'm alice im gay and I post funny words about my dick, I have a lot of interest in art, skateboarding, touhou, and coding!

you know we straight nugget in a biscuit

doin your mom in mashed potatoes

who put nugget in a biscuit on i dont even remember

me, on being a monads user: god it's hard being so sexy and cool and intelligent and handsome

these lgbt representation retcons are getting really out of control. first dumbledore is gay and now meatspin is trans

dont touch that machine! that one sucks dick from the back! its for science

my gender is just the dmc 3 pizza fight scene but with more dresses

sam's good computer use hex is fixing my inventory management too, what the fuck

other than the fact that he also defended pewdiepie 4 or 5 years ago when he said the n word for the same reason

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