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making this for my own sanity

reasons you should follow req me:
- we interact on or off mastodon
- you interact with my friends

reasons you should not follow req me:
- no pronouns in bio
- if you have a slur in your bio
- if i have no idea who you are
- if you just think i made a funny post and want to follow request me
-you dont want to see me have mental breakdowns in real time

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doing a kickflip into the piss realm, doing a sick grind on my toilet rim while i piss

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REMINDER THAT THIS ACCOUNT DOES, ALWAYS HAS, AND ALWAYS WILL KILL CHASERS, REPLY TO ANY OF MY POSTS TO GET A FREE BLOOD DRAINING

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THIS ACCOUNT IS NOT A SAFE SPACE FOR HARD SHELL TACO EATERS, IF YOU EAT HARD SHELL TACOS YOU WILL GET NO SYMPATHY FROM ME

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Another another introduction post because they're fun.

Heyoo I'm alice im gay and I post funny words about my dick, I have a lot of interest in art, skateboarding, touhou, and coding!

Using a curling iron on my dick to give it the nice volume

why am i afraid of the ocean and why does it keep getting worse

laying my rod upon my anvil, raising my hammer to strike, i flatten it in one fluid motion, as i have done one thousand times, tomorrow i will do so again, and no man born of this earth can stop me

(getting murdered in my murder-themed bathroom) oh no! how could this happen

the clock ticks upon my wall as i stare into the sun as it immolates my being

"bottom." "top." "swinch." "vers." these are not my words, they are the words of A Fucker. do not screech them at me

Anyways I'm the princess of monads wait what are you doing with that guillotine stop

irritated maid cleans your room while complaining about rage.love [asmr]

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monads.online

monads.online is a community for goth nerds, aka people who are interested in the intersections of math, art, programming, philosophy, and related topics. this does not include your techbro ass. we also enjoy a healthy amount of shitposting. if you are a techno-materialist, technocrat, or some flavor of capitalist, don't even bother applying. if you are interested in an account please fill out an application, detailing why you are interested in joining, what you have to bring to the community, and your prior, if any, accounts on the fediverse.