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i see the trees have decided to creampie my sinuses again

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making this for my own sanity

reasons you should follow req me:
- we interact on or off mastodon
- you interact with my friends

reasons you should not follow req me:
- no pronouns in bio
- if you have a slur in your bio
- if i have no idea who you are
- if you just think i made a funny post and want to follow request me
-you dont want to see me have mental breakdowns in real time

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REMINDER THAT THIS ACCOUNT DOES, ALWAYS HAS, AND ALWAYS WILL KILL CHASERS, REPLY TO ANY OF MY POSTS TO GET A FREE BLOOD DRAINING

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Another another introduction post because they're fun.

Heyoo I'm alice im gay and I post funny words about my dick, I have a lot of interest in art, skateboarding, touhou, and coding!

ive never really liked dounuts and i think thats a personal failing on my part

I'm just saying that if you went to a real life sex dungeon dressed in a maid outfit and stood around sweeping the floors and not talking to anyone except to tell them "no im not fucking you" that would still be a sex thing

@EmptyLullaby @FirstProgenitor shhh shhh don't talk about sex too loudly in front of mika, you'll give him the vapors

@EmptyLullaby you and @FirstProgenitor are in a race to see who can be the person on fedi who is the most chaste

twitch.tv/cantripwilltrip

I'm taking my viewers through a psuedo curated tour of the madness that is Honkai Impact and "debuting" my pngtuber! You know the rules by now!!!

twitch.tv/cantripwilltrip

the audacity of melissa to follow me on this website and claim im chaste

being a maid isnt horny until someone else makes it horny by telling me to make it horny

@RussellsBarbershopQuartet @EmptyLullaby Anyway, remember the time that Alice stood outside an ERP cabaret doing a looped sweeping emote?

monads is too horny today so i'm going to bless myself by reading homestuck

@EmptyLullaby alice "exceptionally chaste" maribelle "not horny in the least" elizabeth "virginal" touhou. that's your name, too me

thinking about how a dm from delta made melissa so distraught she had to pray in the vc

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