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i see the trees have decided to creampie my sinuses again

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making this for my own sanity

reasons you should follow req me:
- we interact on or off mastodon
- you interact with my friends

reasons you should not follow req me:
- no pronouns in bio
- if you have a slur in your bio
- if i have no idea who you are
- if you just think i made a funny post and want to follow request me
-you dont want to see me have mental breakdowns in real time

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doing a kickflip into the piss realm, doing a sick grind on my toilet rim while i piss

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REMINDER THAT THIS ACCOUNT DOES, ALWAYS HAS, AND ALWAYS WILL KILL CHASERS, REPLY TO ANY OF MY POSTS TO GET A FREE BLOOD DRAINING

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Another another introduction post because they're fun.

Heyoo I'm alice im gay and I post funny words about my dick, I have a lot of interest in art, skateboarding, touhou, and coding!

i think even when my back was against the wall, playing some extremely above my level type players, i can always steal a round with a sliver of health. i am downloading the data

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that was like the dark souls of shitting in there i had like the fire of a thousand hells blasting out my asshole while sweating bullets hoping nobody saw me in there

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thinking about that time i used the womens restroom

i think those who have faced me in fight games can attest that if you leave me even a sliver of health, i can turn that into a comeback. its not over until i am dead and buried. i will clutch it out. the objective: survive

she's good mom material so far as you would live but bad material in the "she kills a lot of people with a knife for a living" aspect

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saw a touhou mom tier list that had sakuya very high on the list

\*i rip my heart out of my body and turn it into a sword* hey :)

still need to get around to making a foci of just some searing fucking lightning so i can delete anything that inconveniences me with the crackle of thousands of volts

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i dont know if im in the mood to finish digging out my thaumcraft facility, i got my foci for it all set up at least though

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in phase 3 it switches to a remix of the original titan theme they used which also whips but in a different way

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i dont think anything else in that whole game is in the same genre of music as that specific track

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they didnt have to make the e4s music go that hard but they did

if you're straight and cis why would i wanna skate with you smh

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