Bimboo Banshee 🥀🚬 @Em@monads.online

my favorite thing about guppy is that he’ll lead you to his cat tree, hop up in front of his food and then look at you until you pet him. only after you pet him will he eat.

part of me wants another cat but i also don't want guppy to feel displaced and edgar to feel like he's ganged up against by the cat squad

it's good to have one pug and one cat... so what if i had one pug and TWO cats?..

listen i don’t have a lot in life

i know fajitas doesn’t usually have cheese on them but no one is gonna take away my tillamook medium cheddar okay

i just took part of an asvab practice test and you can really tell that the military is targeting kids cause i haven’t thought about any of the subjects covered in it since high school

i wish to slumber for three whole days

always the mark, never the marks dad 😔

all guppy wants is for you to throw the little bit of plastic he found around so he can fetch it