Gonna have to wait till end of workday on the 1st to cash my check which means paying rent late which means my landlord is gonna be on my ass until it comes through
kids these days don't understand you need both a source of ignition and and an accelerant, you can't just burn down a building with a box of matches
hold up bro *whips my dick out, squirts sunscreen onto my hand, applies it to my face* okay lets rock n roll fam
it would actually be useful and neat to have a packer that was also a tube of sunscreen
most crimes are not solved, and any clever, convoluted corpse disposal method you've heard of you've heard of because the corpse-producer got caught. the best thing to do with any kind of act you don't want to get caught doing is to keep it simple so there's as little room for mistakes or surprises as possible. there's no need to prepare against csi-ass forensic science methods — and forensic science for the most part doesn't work & is only used to manufacture evidence to convict someone the cops already decided is guilty — if noöne ever finds the corpse
Paintball episode to kick off season 2!!!
hey girl, if things go well you might get to see me as an inappropriately dressed transwoman
psychology as a field is the biggest pile of horseshit in existence.
A daring squid sea captain with my own newspaper
monads.online is a place for friends