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Yes I'm absolutely a girl but if you forget that I'm actually a man I'll fire you out of one of the cannons on my ship. And if you forget I'm actually neither, I'm a pirate squid monster captain that runs a very successful newspaper I'll suplex you straight through the bowdeck into my locker

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the hairdresser said the bleach needs to Marinate

i am a juicy steak, actually

I am so fatigued and just want to be done for the day but sadly I need to go spend time at my ex's place and attempt to be emotionally available for my current partner while there and just kinda hope I dont bump into my ex/he isnt home

Boss stopped and grabbed us some Jamaican Patties and coconut cookies to kill some time after our last drop off today. Fuck me they were so goooood

Gonna have to wait till end of workday on the 1st to cash my check which means paying rent late which means my landlord is gonna be on my ass until it comes through

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kids these days don't understand you need both a source of ignition and and an accelerant, you can't just burn down a building with a box of matches

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definitely didn't just teach a bunch of kids how to do arson

Shout out to National Truth and Reconciliation day for making it impossible for me to cash my paycheck tomorrow while doing fuck all to actually solve the systemic problems inflicted upon indigenous people in so called canada. Really knocked it out of the park with this one Justin

The best method of corpse disposal,, putt simply, is a complex network of marionette strings to make it look as if tge victim is still alive. Can't charge yuo if they don't know whwther or not theperson is dead

hold up bro *whips my dick out, squirts sunscreen onto my hand, applies it to my face* okay lets rock n roll fam

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it would actually be useful and neat to have a packer that was also a tube of sunscreen

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selling tactical multitool packers for every day carry

following me is difficult because you have to resist boosting the overwhelming majority of posts, which are all hits

new character

entire name: vagina
catchphrase: "my name is vagina"

most crimes are not solved, and any clever, convoluted corpse disposal method you've heard of you've heard of because the corpse-producer got caught. the best thing to do with any kind of act you don't want to get caught doing is to keep it simple so there's as little room for mistakes or surprises as possible. there's no need to prepare against csi-ass forensic science methods — and forensic science for the most part doesn't work & is only used to manufacture evidence to convict someone the cops already decided is guilty — if noöne ever finds the corpse

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Nothing good ever starts with "I checked out Quora..."

hey girl, if things go well you might get to see me as an inappropriately dressed transwoman

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psychology as a field is the biggest pile of horseshit in existence.

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