"I'm learning to step back and appreciate meatspace a bit more," the President told reporters this Tuesday, after being banned by multiple online platforms. "You know, go outside, read a book, enjoy life like we did before the whole world Logged On. Will I miss shitposting? Yeah, of course. But I think it's better for my mental health that I not follow all the petty drama going on anyways."
@Counsel lmaooo