when will mastodon stop showing me threads that i can't read because they're started by someone posting followers only and i dont follow them? who the fuck knows

I am the glue that is holding this place together

I always love when football news is translated from Italian because it’ll be a statement that’s innocuous like “yes he’s a great player, important to the team” but will get translated as “Beppe is a very special little man. We are in love with him very much and will not let him go.”

without downloading new pictures, describe your dick and balls using one image

Gout
Gout
Limping about
These are the joints I can’t do without
Come on
I’m walking on you
Come on

Clout
Clout
Let it all out
These are the followers I can live without
C'mon
I'm soft blocking you
C'mon

I’m absolutely floored by the audacity of the person I just saw saying that they couldn’t believe that *someone* is subtooting the people who criticize the subtoot culture of this site

i cant believe *someone* is subtooting the people who criticize the subtoot culture of this site

imagining the worst dumbest fuckin nerdlord shit posted on here about current events 

sounds like congress needs to make a constitution saving throw!!!

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