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Also I've decided I have too many alts and not enough to use them for so I'm going to stop posting about Buddhism on this one and probably just start posting about it on Jumanji instead because to be totally honest I actually get way sick of seeing it on my own main, no offense (to myself) intended

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If you are a member of a new wave of posters, I want to assure you that I will work hard to keep my content just as incomprehensible and alienating to you, the viewing public, as it is to my inner circle of mutuals. This is the Colophon Promise.

Immediately Change Your Reddit Pornography

I have been a loyal player of Nier Automata for almost a year,

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No no NO I will not stand for this leftist celebration!!! Cuba is a very bad no good super evil place where dictators rule by referendum (which in Cuba, is bad!!!!!!!!!!), not like here in the US where everyone comes together and agrees on things in a democracy, such as when we vote so that the electoral college ideally votes for the president we might want, who then selects SCOTUS judges forever. Democracy! Not like in evil Cuba!!!

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Nooooo! You have to understand that Cuba is a bad place where bad people rule the innocent population that just wants to return to the way things were when they were free, during checks notes rule by the American mob and crippling, nigh-universal entrenched poverty!

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Lord help me, I am only savescumming to spare my poor investigative partner so much trouble

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License plate: ICUCAGE
Customer: I LOVE WATCHING NICOLAS CAGE MOVIES
DMV: I CUCKAGE. OR IS IT "I CUCK CAGE?" I CUCKAGE. ANYWAY.
Verdict: DENIED

"What do you think, detective?"
"Welp... looks like... Mama mia."
"Mhm."
"From the looks of things, I'd say after that, Papa pee-a."
"Looks like it."
"As for the baby, yeesh. Don't write that down, that's, let the photographers handle that."

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Colophon plays Disco Elysium 

Well. My guy still hasn't looked in a mirror or remembered his name, has no badge, and we're just flying blind. This is a profoundly uncomfortable game to play, which is what I expected, but it's very pretty, goddamn

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New WPATH Guidelines let me choose between being marked as 'reddit femboy' and '4chan femboy' on my insurance paperwork

Colophon plays Disco Elysium 

My character's sole quest is to find and smoke as many cigarettes as he can. If this character is enough of a muscled goon to go on Joe Rogan, then he either smokes no cigarettes ever or every cigarette

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Colophon plays Disco Elysium 

OK so we open on our character in the formless realms. Tragic to fall from the very best part of Samsara but so it goes...

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Colophon plays Disco Elysium 

I cackled so loudly that my neighbors stopped talking for a moment

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Colophon plays Disco Elysium 

Yeah fuck it. 2 Intellect, 2 Psyche, 6 Physique, 2 Motorics, Physical Instrument

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Colophon plays Disco Elysium 

I've decided that, given that I've already seen some of the material from its most overt political storylines, my first playthrough should show me something else. I have decided to go for a Baki-esque character whose whole conception of the world is as a physical exercise

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Colophon plays Disco Elysium 

ngl the idea that trying to powergame one skill is going to be really good and also pretty much definitely going to be what fucks you over is more or less the cornerstone of the Ogdo game mechanics, so I like this a lot so far and I'm still setting skills

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Alright. I have wasted enough time. Let's bite the bullet and play this sad old communist man simulator

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