Dear God I'm Morbing!!!!!!!!!! @Colophonscrawl@monads.online

Also I've decided I have too many alts and not enough to use them for so I'm going to stop posting about Buddhism on this one and probably just start posting about it on Jumanji instead because to be totally honest I actually get way sick of seeing it on my own main, no offense (to myself) intended

#introduction

#introduction

If you are a member of a new wave of posters, I want to assure you that I will work hard to keep my content just as incomprehensible and alienating to you, the viewing public, as it is to my inner circle of mutuals. This is the Colophon Promise.

He does say "it's Morbin' time!," it's in there, but the scene is somewhat rushed so you have to be watching for it carefully

Nic Cage produced this movie?!?

These two can't help but act so well that every scene is so well done and just fucking hilarious at the same time

Shadow of the Vampire is so fucking good, holy shit. I forgot how good this movie is. Willem Dafoe!! and! John Malkovich, in a vampire movie!! Good god!

King of Pentacles. Eater of Ass. Death... reversed? Oh. Oh wow. Oh you are going to have fun tonight. You know, the French call the orgasm "le petit mort," and in times like this,

Hm... your love life... 3 of Pentacles, okay, I can see there's a strong component here so you will need a work-life balance... The Empress, it'll be a milf... The Fucked Up Bullshit, well ok this card has multiple potential meanings,

How many feelings would a feeling fact feel if a fact could in fact feel

Unless it's fucked up in which case no not that

It's my policy, if you accidentally get a like from an errant thumb press, you get to keep it. It's the Jay Leno rule

The thing about Mastodon is that if I told people half the shit that happens here I would not be believed

If you think the vape sound story was bad, wait until I tell you about what happens with a stake in the climactic final scenes in Morbius (2022)