I looked at him and I said "Hey, Master Roshi, see here," and then I did the, I performed the kamehameha wave attack on an, at an island off in the distance and to give you an idea just, how much rubble there was and all sorts of splashing in the ocean, the whole frame seemed to shake. I think Master Roshi respected it.
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anyway we ended up getting into a fight of our own over it and, shocker, nobody called the cop, but it ended with her agreeing never to call the cops again, only after I had to graphically describe the worst-case scenario enough to make her break down at the thought of it, which wasn't even my intention, but it was clear she hadn't thought through the consequences of what the fuck she did. There's a lot more work to be done here, clearly, and it's not happening overnight, but I will be goddamned if I'm going to let that happen again.
Yugioh 5Gs, Xi Jinping shows up on a monocycle with a duel disk and tells me the heart of the cards is in trouble. I have the Marxlennium Puzzle that allows me to become possessed by the spirit of an ill-tempered German economist when in the presence of 5G cell towers. We go on a journey to Cairo as we defeat enemy stand users along the w
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household tension is super fucking high right now and I do not give a single shit. You owe our neighbors something extremely nice to make up for the shit you did and I don't care how you feel about that.
I'm Colophon, 27, queer/gay enough, into esoteric stuff, furry. Many of my posts revolve around my occult interests (Vajrayana, ceremonial magic). I'm white. Other white Buddhists, fair warning, you probably won't like me or find my points to be orthodox.
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