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do NOT try and battle vladimir putin in the astral plane. he has the aid of his ancestor, vladimir lenin, and my physic self was nearly destroyed. i am still recovering. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS!!

YouTube keeps shoving Radio Free Europe videos down my throat and listen, man, if I wanted to hear about Ukraine I would trust anything but the American propaganda Radio station

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diversity win! gozer the evil sumerian god is nonbinary now!

Current hyperfixation: drawing weird pixel art

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"Russia" is a clever anagram for "i a USSR". But it's not nearly clever enough!

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man these The Batman promos are getting weird. this happens in the movie???

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Argentina has its sights set on nuking the queen and Putin has only encouraged this vile behavior. Rubbish!!!

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"Maybe we shouldn't have dismantled our nuclear energy industry guys" lol get fucked.

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Germany getting fucked by their own blunder and having to deal with the possibility of an energy crisis due to the war is always funny to me

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could a depressed person do this?? *I start shaking a pencil to make it look like it's bending*

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here's what each of the touhou girls would think about the conflict in ukraine (THREAD):

Bought noodles thinking they were mild but they're spicy. Let's see if my aggressively white ass can handle it or not

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you ever spill something on your black pants and half heartedly try to brush it off but it just smears across like a big cumstain so now you have to stop everything and actually clean them. me neither.

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It's not straight for me to fuck a dude if i suck his tits

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