CitrusTree @CitrusTree@monads.online

lmao

war on all fronts

do NOT try and battle vladimir putin in the astral plane. he has the aid of his ancestor, vladimir lenin, and my physic self was nearly destroyed. i am still recovering. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS!!

diversity win! gozer the evil sumerian god is nonbinary now!

@CitrusTree joker brand has station dick pills let's go

"Russia" is a clever anagram for "i a USSR". But it's not nearly clever enough!

man these The Batman promos are getting weird. this happens in the movie???

for you

Argentina has its sights set on nuking the queen and Putin has only encouraged this vile behavior. Rubbish!!!

doing research

could a depressed person do this?? *I start shaking a pencil to make it look like it's bending*

here's what each of the touhou girls would think about the conflict in ukraine (THREAD):

you ever spill something on your black pants and half heartedly try to brush it off but it just smears across like a big cumstain so now you have to stop everything and actually clean them. me neither.

It's not straight for me to fuck a dude if i suck his tits