[Me, on OKCupid]: "hey ,cutie how long u lived in NY?"
[LadyLiberty69]: "I've been in the harbor since 1885..."
[Me]: "O cool, you've got really big feet lol, great for crushimg..."
[LadyLiberty]: *no response*
[Me, 2 days later]: "OH TOO GOOD TO REAPOND UR NOT EVEN HOT U BIG GREEN BITCJ UR COVERED IN PATINA!!"
I want a sparkly purple or surf green one
Not big on the overpriced shit Fender is pushing out. But I do love the body shape and think I could customize one the way I want it
"I'm onto you, fucko" I whisper into the inflatable michelin man's ear
it's still so funny to me that the first time I heard of the Michelin guide as a kid I assumed it had to do with the tire company, but then as I got a little bit older I was like "oh that's ridiculous obviously it's not the tire company" but then you get even older and learn, yeah it actually is made by the tire company
see, it just wouldn't be fair to the republicans to wrest from them the control their unelected presidents have attained over the unelected institution that has unilaterally given itself the ability to decide if you're allowed to live or not
hes the batman of my DCEU (Divorce Cinematic Extended Universe)
George Costanza impersonator
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