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𝖓𝖔𝖙 π–žπ–”π–šπ–— π–œπ–†π–Žπ–‹π–š

N͞o͞b͞o͞d͞y͞ g͞i͞v͞e͞s͞ m͞e͞ b͞u͞t͞t͞e͞r͞f͞l͞i͞e͞s͞ a͞n͞y͞m͞o͞r͞e͞, y͞aΝžβ€™ll g͞i͞v͞e͞ m͞e͞ b͞r͞a͞i͞n͞ d͞a͞m͞a͞g͞e͞.

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𝖓𝖔𝖙 π–žπ–”π–šπ–— π–œπ–†π–Žπ–‹π–š

I’ll admit I’m easy to please if you have any kind of Shepard dog :3

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𝖓𝖔𝖙 π–žπ–”π–šπ–— π–œπ–†π–Žπ–‹π–š

Religious joke 

Rip Jesus....Man would’ve loved Nailed It

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Cerebro de Cum

like if i was a twink would you back me up?

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𝖓𝖔𝖙 π–žπ–”π–šπ–— π–œπ–†π–Žπ–‹π–š

can’t show my dad anything on here without here asking me β€œwho’s that” I dunno bro???

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𝖓𝖔𝖙 π–žπ–”π–šπ–— π–œπ–†π–Žπ–‹π–š

Drug warning 

Cookie clicker has the same addictive properties as meth

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Cerebro de Cum

stop bothering me, i dont even know you

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𝖓𝖔𝖙 π–žπ–”π–šπ–— π–œπ–†π–Žπ–‹π–š

Rip Mozart, he would’ve loved Hatsuna Miku

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𝖓𝖔𝖙 π–žπ–”π–šπ–— π–œπ–†π–Žπ–‹π–š

As a they/them I must admit... I have a septum piercing

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Psy Chuan

@stokes here you go!

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Autistic Menace :autism:​ :Mlm_vamp_enby_crossbow: ​:puzzle:​

I love you so much your dramatic bitch. Put your arm down

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gonzo

we need less europe. preferably none.

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James :ayylmao:​ Cheese /BmrW

theres no law that says you cant fill up your sack with prosthetic nuts

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𝖓𝖔𝖙 π–žπ–”π–šπ–— π–œπ–†π–Žπ–‹π–š

R.I.P Corpse Husband

[Prince Phillip 1921-2021]

The duke loved E-Girls.

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𝖓𝖔𝖙 π–žπ–”π–šπ–— π–œπ–†π–Žπ–‹π–š

I’m not proud of my last joke but I do find it funny

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popuko

prince phillip has been dead for 1 slutty slutty hour

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dirt_fan_420

so the queens single now πŸ‘€

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nart πŸŒŸπŸ§‹:sparkles_nb:

must be hard to lose your husband and cousin at the same time πŸ˜”

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garfield

He had so much left to give us... so sorry for your loss πŸͺ¦

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no drama vibes chillout guy

sorry everyone, false alarm - updated reports now confirm that prince phillip is actually 'dead serious about going to itchy and scratchy land'

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Fiddler w/a Cusser

good night, sweet prince

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