N͞o͞b͞o͞d͞y͞ g͞i͞v͞e͞s͞ m͞e͞ b͞u͞t͞t͞e͞r͞f͞l͞i͞e͞s͞ a͞n͞y͞m͞o͞r͞e͞, y͞a͞’ll g͞i͞v͞e͞ m͞e͞ b͞r͞a͞i͞n͞ d͞a͞m͞a͞g͞e͞.
I’ll admit I’m easy to please if you have any kind of Shepard dog :3
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Rip Jesus....Man would’ve loved Nailed It
like if i was a twink would you back me up?
can’t show my dad anything on here without here asking me “who’s that” I dunno bro???
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Cookie clicker has the same addictive properties as meth
stop bothering me, i dont even know you
Rip Mozart, he would’ve loved Hatsuna Miku
As a they/them I must admit... I have a septum piercing
@stokes here you go!
I love you so much your dramatic bitch. Put your arm down
we need less europe. preferably none.
theres no law that says you cant fill up your sack with prosthetic nuts
R.I.P Corpse Husband
[Prince Phillip 1921-2021]
The duke loved E-Girls.
I’m not proud of my last joke but I do find it funny
prince phillip has been dead for 1 slutty slutty hour
so the queens single now 👀
must be hard to lose your husband and cousin at the same time 😔
He had so much left to give us... so sorry for your loss 🪦
sorry everyone, false alarm - updated reports now confirm that prince phillip is actually 'dead serious about going to itchy and scratchy land'
good night, sweet prince
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