Dracula Backwards @BDA@monads.online

i have decided on the basis of zero research and zero evidence that the crowning of the beatles as the Best Band Ever was cooked up in the mid-70s by white music journalists who were scared of stevie wonder

i have to laugh when people say you get more conservative as you age because i'm 40 and my personal journey has been from "means testing? sounds reasonable i guess" to "this mao guy knows what's up"

imagine how big of a sicko you have to be to drink tomato juice and experience any feeling more positive than "this will ward off scurvy"

v8 is a true pervert's drink

i wonder what % of any given bookstore's non-fiction section is nazi stuff

i love "dare to be stupid" far more than is reasonable for a novelty song by a guy with an accordion

like queen mcqueen all i need's a fast machine

i have nothing against cinnamon as a spice but cinnamon candy just tastes like heartburn

i'm off on friday (and all next week) so i'll definitely be able to participate in #mastoween this week
it's a movie i haven't seen yet too

the dune font's just the ouya logo

the secret to getting girls is to show them pictures of your cat

i have no idea what makes this happen but this movie i'm watching has a problem where the edge of the frame keeps periodically lightening and it makes it looks like there's a lightswitch rave constantly going on just out of frame

i wonder what it was like to be a straight guy in the 60s and just lose your damn mind when you saw a bikini

show-stopping high notes can fuck off, show-stopping low notes are the real king shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSJUtDI7k8o

watching a lo-fi low-budget movie can really get you into the mind of the creator, which is not so great when the creator is a white guy from the 80s

is "sandstorm" seriously from 1999
that can't be right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU

nothing like shitposting from the wrong account to make you think "actually yeah maybe not"