i am watching the alex jones defamation trial and they are showing a video of alex jones, on his show, slagging off the jury of the trial he is currently on
prosecutor just let out a little giggle
"you know what perjury is, right?"
he tried to lie about his revenue but he had a guy text him how much profit he made every single fucking day and now those texts are evidence
to those just now catching up, here's the absolute highlight https://twitter.com/BGrueskin/status/1554876736852172800?s=20&t=p4UWRXWTIsyOzfXMWv8s2A
lmao the defense filed an emergency motion to redact the shit they accidentally sent the prosecution and declare it a mistrial
he is predictably getting absolutely torn apart for this
prosecutor: "i am under request from various federal agencies and law enforcement to provide them with this data"
he's paying $4 million not counting punitive charges
@ArachnoCommunist come the fuck on
@ArachnoCommunist it is a tragedy to me that johnny depp and jan 6th hearings are what people have been trained to fixate on when this circus exists
@ArachnoCommunist delta Im watching this and it is fucking wild
@ArachnoCommunist I don't know what's killing me more, "I don't use email" or them directing him around like a child
@ArachnoCommunist valid question
@RussellsBarbershopQuartet@monads.online @ArachnoCommunist@monads.online Alex said there were no texts about Sandy hook, and none were provided in discovery, but the prosecution found such texts in a phone dump the defense accidentally sent them
@RussellsBarbershopQuartet alex jones' lawyers accidentally sent the prosecution an entire copy of alex jones' phone, including every text message he's ever sent, and he has done very very very big perjury
@ArachnoCommunist couldn't have happened to a better man!
@ArachnoCommunist @RussellsBarbershopQuartet "accidentally"
not all heroes wear capes
@ArachnoCommunist THE NOISE I JUST MADE
@ArachnoCommunist PLEASE LINK ME WHEREVER YOU'RE WATCHING THIS
@ArachnoCommunist @RussellsBarbershopQuartet just opened this to check it out and the chat is full of nazis so i'm just gonna get my updates secondhand i think
@umalkosh @RussellsBarbershopQuartet oh boy yeah i have extensions that mean i have not seen youtube comments or live chats in about a decade
@RussellsBarbershopQuartet@monads.online @ArachnoCommunist@monads.online https://youtu.be/x-lxTsqfwkw
they just finished testimony tho
@ArachnoCommunist it's really funny because that deconfirms what was, somehow, the best case scenario, which is that he released it on purpose and openly broke confidentiality and legal ethics because he had a conscience.
he really is just that incompetent
@RussellsBarbershopQuartet worth noting that this is alex jones' twelth lawyer in this case
@ArachnoCommunist@monads.online @RussellsBarbershopQuartet@monads.online from the Wikipedia page I was reading it seems like this lawyer asked to be off the case and the judge said no lmao
@heartles @ArachnoCommunist this is still career ending incompetence regardless
@heartles @ArachnoCommunist imagine if you had surgery and the doctor not only was smoking a cigarette during surgery, but dropped it directly into your chest cavity and paused to take a selfie with the lit cigarette directly on your organs, which they posted on Instagram with the caption "lmao look at this guy's smokers lungs" and your own face fully visible along with your name and medical history on a nearby clipboard. that's the level of legal incompetence we're dealing with
@ArachnoCommunist yesterday i considered making a post saying 'alex jones attorney moves for a bad court thingy' but thought it would be a bit on the nose
@ArachnoCommunist galaxy braun
@ArachnoCommunist do you have a link to the whole video
this is an image he put on his show, that is now being shown in court, that is a photoshopped image, of the judge presiding over the fucking trial