Treasured mutuals, tolerated simps, and myriad haters, welcome one and all to the most anticipated and feared day of the year, !

This year we have a truly impressive collection of awful terrible horrible content both new and old guaranteed to make you howl and cry and claw desperately at your eyes as if to drag the memory of what you have seen from your mind knowing full well any such attempt is utterly futile.

All content will be appropriately captioned and CW'd to ensure that all those who want to can partake, and all those who would rather abstain are able to.

Also as a reminder, this year I will be hanging out in the Monads discord VC for as much of the next 24 hours as my physiology will let me, so come join in if you're cool for what i'm sure will be a deeply chaotic group dregday appreciation session.

I will be keeping tabs on so please tag all dregday content/commentary so I can see it :)

Good Luck! <3

bestiality-ish??, white woman shit 

to start off with, here's an old and deeply underrated classic

the worst political diagram you have ever seen 

next, here's a old fedi classic that has been verified by an occultist as an actual cursed image!

marvel, diaper fetish 

this is the first donation post of 2021, contributed by none other than Rico @georgespolitzer and i only hope it hurts them as much to be reminded of it as it did for me when they sent it

bronies, bdsm mention, just kind of A Lot 

Because what would dregday be without bronies utterly failing to be normal.

This is the only post that ended up being too large for one, so watch out for part 2!

christianity 

A few weeks ago i found maybe one of the weirdest tumblr blogs i've ever fucking seen

implied slur, twitchman 

the last paragraph in this post will hit you like a truck

incel poetry, sui mention 

Here we have another donation, the first contribution from my ever-vigilant co-host Melissa @RussellsBarbershopQuartet who is also posting old classic dregday posts from the tumblr days in , so go check it out!

military industrial complex 

just want to take an aside here to mention that @clarjon1 did a live reading of that last post in the discord and it was absolutely magnificent to experience sorry if you weren't there

vore, diapers, amy klobuchar 

I don't remember if Mal @SeanAloysiusOBrien was the one who sent this to me but i assume they did so just blame them

4chan, butter, gross, unhygenic 

hey remember when i posted that reddit post about suspicious butter activities

vore, extremely weird, old fedi classic 

this one i'm sure many are already familiar with but i just wanted to bring it back into the collective consciousness for a bit.

part 2 to come!

DarkSidePhil 

i genuinely don't know anything about this dude other than that he accidentally jerked off on twitch

liberals, hamilton 

i've probably got another hour in me before i crash and then i'll continue later today but holy fuck this thread is already so long

naruto, trump 

request from @Aleums for something to do with anime, a subject that has been surprisingly lacking in this year's thread

lewd, extremely normal tumblr man 

the best thing about tumblr was just stumbling onto the most unhinged people you can imagine on a regular basis

anyway enjoy the Cum Spewing Mr Rogers post

lewd, trump, bimbofication 

this will be my last post for now but i'll be back online and in the vc in a few once i've had a good crash, but for now i leave you with these images i found when i googled "Trump Bimbofication", which I shall never do again

uwu nazis 

i slept for a lot longer than i planned so i'm gonna have to accelerate my plans for the rest of today so Buckle The Fuck Up

this post donated by Mal @SeanAloysiusOBrien

american founding fathers 

also i'm back in the monads vc so come hang out!

reddit nationalism 

i feel like even though there's a lot of leftist infighting we can all band together behind a common cause: Fuck This Guy In Particular

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lewd, bdsm mention, extreme cringe 

if i have to specify "extreme cringe" in a CW today of all days you know it's gonna be Something

boy horror, internet rational debateman 

i have no fucking clue who this Destiny guy is but i feel like i know everything i need to know about him just from this image

shooting mention, pewdiepie 

i hate every single time i'm forced to look up pewdiepie for one of these posts but i do it all for you, the fans

koreaboo, uwu racism, but like a lot 

Do Not Talk To Me About Kpop is one of my only Zero Tolerance Block rules, so tread carefully

animal crossing 

remember a year ago when animal crossing came out just as we were going into quarantine and everyone immediately lost their fucking minds

more hamilton, mlm fetishisation 

there really is an awful lot of hamilton content this year huh

grusk (grimes/musk) offspring 

Lest We Forget About Poor X Æ A-12 Grusk

a critical misunderstanding of class struggle 

i'm sorry just had no idea how else i could even CW this one

4chan, incels, cuckoldry 

and here we have another donation post by Melissa @RussellsBarbershopQuartet. meanwhile in the VC we're discussing potential sponsorships even though dregday is possibly the least sponsorable event on the planet

The Titanic, big natural knockers 

i'd like to share with you all this post from 2016, one of the original posts that inspired my fascination in awful horrible internet content. We've come full circle, folks.

uwu bullshit 

melissa looked at this post and described it as a "tumblr containment breach" and xe's not wrong

shoplifting, evopsych 

i want you all to know that colophon's bit has meant that every time since i've woken up that I've seen "TheCyberSmith boosted your toot" in my notifactions my blood has run cold

The Human Pet Guy, extreme body horror, 

ok i've been telling myself over and over that i have to write up a new Human Pet Guy Primer and i've been putting it off for so long but no more.

The Human Pet Guy is possibly the most cursed and infamous individual i have ever personally come across. I post his misadventures here fairly often in this thread: monads.online/@ArachnoCommunis, but some of you may be wondering, "Hey Delta, why is he called The Human Pet Guy anyway?"

Wonder no more.

The Human Pet Guy 

The Human Pet Guy is a fucking singularity of incredibly wrong and deeply fucked up opinions. He is wrong about everything it is possible to be wrong about and several things it isn't.

The Human Pet Guy 

Now i know what you're thinking. There's no way this guy can be real, he has to be a troll. no one would be like this." but readers, i'm afraid to tell you that I know far more about human pet guy than I'm willing to post here but i can tell you that he is absolutely terrible at opsec and he has been posting all this exact kind of shit since at least 2012, long before he became this infamous. No human could ever have the constitution to dedicate themself so entirely to this bit. He's real. I'm so sorry

The Human Pet Guy 

This man thinks antarctica is covered in fertile farmland under the ice. He thinks he could deflect a bullet with a sword and that all school uniforms should include plate mail. He thinks that Zionism is correct but that no jewish people were in the holy land prior to modern settlement. He constantly insists that him wanting a human pet is in no way a kink thing. He thinks trump should've been crowned king of america. Dear readers, He Watermarks His Fucking Memes.

The Human Pet Guy Face Reveal 

if you still think he's a troll, the only thing left that i'm willing to show you. This is what he looks like. No one would choose to look like this for the bit. No one.

extremely white american settler racist uwu bullshit, reylo 

maybe the single most enraging posts in this year's thread.

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boy horror, internet rational debateman 

@ArachnoCommunist "boy horror" is not a CW I expected but it's accurate

re: koreaboo, uwu racism, but like a lot 

@ArachnoCommunist reading the words "slurs are kinda cute to use" and deflating like a balloon

re: koreaboo, uwu racism, but like a lot 

@ArachnoCommunist

ah yes, when you reclaim a slur to use on other people and not yourself

a critical misunderstanding of class struggle 

@ArachnoCommunist stop posting things from my personal Twitter

re: The Titanic, big natural knockers 

@ArachnoCommunist maybe my friend who likes anime boat girls would enjoy this (probably not)

The Human Pet Guy, extreme body horror, 

@ArachnoCommunist the show stopper in this legendary post for me has always been, and always will be, the use of the word "boobies"

re: The Human Pet Guy, extreme body horror, 

@ArachnoCommunist h*ck it all, aw beans jude

re: The Human Pet Guy, extreme body horror, 

@ArachnoCommunist I wouldn't want to offend anybody, that's why I say h*ck instead of hell. anyways please serve me and my mutilated human pet

re: The Human Pet Guy, extreme body horror, 

@starwall @ArachnoCommunist the part that squicks me the worst is "along with its boobies if it's a female"

re: The Human Pet Guy, extreme body horror, 

@robotcarsley @starwall @ArachnoCommunist We do raise a lot of people in this culture who'd see nonsexual nudity as more disturbing than this human centipede science experiment he's got going on

re: The Human Pet Guy, extreme body horror, 

@InternetEh @starwall @ArachnoCommunist it's not even that, it's the word boobies in this context

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The Human Pet Guy, extreme body horror, 

@ArachnoCommunist
this is even worse than whatever I had imagined

The Human Pet Guy, extreme body horror, 

@ArachnoCommunist
I physically recoiled when I got to "H*ck"

The Human Pet Guy, extreme body horror, 

@ArachnoCommunist My personal favorite detail is "for whatever reason, my children aren't accompanying us today."

yeah whatever reason they might have for not wanting to be seen with you. Scheduling conflict maybe

re: The Human Pet Guy 

@ArachnoCommunist like, it has to be a bit, right? Dragons? Really? I think he just overplayed his hand there.

re: The Human Pet Guy 

@ArachnoCommunist I'm standing at the edge of the fucking abyss here. I need this guy to not be real. If he is real then I will become unmoored from reality.

The Human Pet Guy Face Reveal 

@ArachnoCommunist extremely bold choice to use the facial hair to accentuate, rather than conceal, the voluptuous throat sac

The Human Pet Guy Face Reveal 

@ArachnoCommunist is he wearing earrings? Would human pet guy not feel like earrings affect his masculinity?

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The Human Pet Guy Face Reveal 

@ArachnoCommunist wish i could swoop in and give him a makeover; the number one priority of course is the facial hair; it has to go

The Human Pet Guy Face Reveal 

@ArachnoCommunist someone in those clothes taking a mirror selfie is just a delight

The Human Pet Guy Face Reveal 

@ArachnoCommunist i feel like the section of his jaw outlined by his facial hair should be a flap or trap door

re: The Human Pet Guy Face Reveal 

@ArachnoCommunist NO FUCKING WAY

The Human Pet Guy Face Reveal 

@ArachnoCommunist oh look it's the face of god

re: The Human Pet Guy Face Reveal 

@ArachnoCommunist i love disco Elysium

The Human Pet Guy 

@ArachnoCommunist whose squidgy forward parts are we talking about here

The Human Pet Guy 

@ArachnoCommunist
This is a morbid fascination that I'm going to regret having lol.

The Human Pet Guy, extreme body horror, 

@ArachnoCommunist I've heard a lot about the human pet guy, but nothing could prepare me for this 😐

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